All proceeds of this poster go to her next boob job. PS. I have a great personality.
Strippers and rockstars, poolside cocaine, problematic if you won’t buy this poster. Hang it up on your wall, work office, or your father’s bedroom.
NO. 5 ORANGE QUEEN
If you’ve seen her perform on stage at the world famous No 5 Orange, you’ll know that Dora Fucking Kola puts on a adrenaline filled wild crazy bitch level type show. This outfit just so happens to be her first time on stage outfit, and this photo was taken from her first stripper photo shoot ever. Buy this poster to #supportyourlocalstripper and show your kids one day.
A$IAN MALIBU BARBIE
Wouldn’t you want this in your swimming pool? Yes, of course I am talking about the actual physical poster itself.
HEAVY METAL PLAYBOY
Heavy metal playboy streaking naking in the city, with this poster tonight. Wait – those aren’t the lyrics? Enjoy this heavy metal poster because heavy metal fucking rules, and that’d be so metal of you.
ROCK WITH DORA KOLA
Once upon a time, a nineteen year old Dora Kola decided to start her own broadcasting channel, ‘Rock with Dora Kola’, where she would interview artists. She had only interviewed a group of male strippers and a local rock band. She later became a stripper and ‘Rock with Dora Kola’ never fully took off.